{"product_id":"945-tomatoes-send-help","title":"945 Tomatoes Send Help T-Shirt","description":"For gardeners who planted six tomato plants in May and now count the harvest like a hostage negotiation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe colander is full. So is the windowsill, the second colander, and the box meant for the neighbors. Somewhere a vine is still setting fruit, indifferent to all pleading. The number keeps climbing, and the only honest response left is a quiet cry for help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e945 is a specific kind of funny. It means somebody counted, gave up, and kept the joke.","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785777361111,"sku":"MD-155538205","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778114775,"sku":"MD-155538233","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48785777328343,"sku":"MD-155538204","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777295575,"sku":"MD-155538203","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778082007,"sku":"MD-155538227","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785777393879,"sku":"MD-155538221","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785777492183,"sku":"MD-155538208","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778180311,"sku":"MD-155538234","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48785777459415,"sku":"MD-155538207","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777426647,"sku":"MD-155538206","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778147543,"sku":"MD-155538228","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785777524951,"sku":"MD-155538222","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785777623255,"sku":"MD-155538211","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778245847,"sku":"MD-155538235","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48785777590487,"sku":"MD-155538210","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777557719,"sku":"MD-155538209","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778213079,"sku":"MD-155538229","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785777656023,"sku":"MD-155538223","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785777754327,"sku":"MD-155538214","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778311383,"sku":"MD-155538236","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48785777721559,"sku":"MD-155538213","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777688791,"sku":"MD-155538212","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778278615,"sku":"MD-155538230","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785777787095,"sku":"MD-155538224","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785777885399,"sku":"MD-155538217","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778376919,"sku":"MD-155538237","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48785777852631,"sku":"MD-155538216","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777819863,"sku":"MD-155538215","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778344151,"sku":"MD-155538231","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785777918167,"sku":"MD-155538225","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48785778016471,"sku":"MD-155538220","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48785778442455,"sku":"MD-155538238","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48785777983703,"sku":"MD-155538219","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48785777950935,"sku":"MD-155538218","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48785778409687,"sku":"MD-155538232","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48785778049239,"sku":"MD-155538226","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/8490\/9527\/files\/945-tomatoes-send-help-t-shirt-s-military-green-essential-tees-945-tomatoes-send-help-tomato-shirt-1244389546.jpg?v=1781495620","url":"https:\/\/inspiredgardenlife.com\/products\/945-tomatoes-send-help","provider":"Inspired Garden Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}