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Funny Garden Raccoon T-Shirt

Funny Garden Raccoon T-Shirt

One Shirt. One Tree. One Century of Impact
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Size stress? Compost it.

Our Garden Guide + Natural Fit Finder help you grow into comfort.

And if it’s not just right, our 99-Day Love It or Keep it FREE Mindful Care Promise makes it easy—no stress, just heart.

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Our Mindful Garden Pathâ„¢ Promises to You

One Perfect Season (99 Days) to Fall in Love
If your shirt doesn't bring you complete joy within 99 days, we'll refund every penny AND you keep the shirt as our gift. No questions. No hassles. No return shipping required.

Four Full Seasons (365 Days) to Trust Deeply
If your shirt fails due to poor craftsmanship or materials within 365 days, we'll send you a brand new replacement at no charge. This covers manufacturing defects, premature wear, print quality issues, and construction failures under normal garden use.

One Century (100 Years) to Impact Forever
Your single shirt purchase plants one mangrove tree that captures 4× more carbon than rainforest trees and protects coastlines for a century. Plus: Zero-waste production that saves 800+ days worth of drinking water per shirt.

To claim any of these guarantees, simply email us at support@inspiredgardenlife.com with your order number.

"Plant with confidence. Wear with purpose. Grow forever."

What Makes Our Shirts Special

Soft as morning dew, strong as garden roots. Our Pre-Shrunk ring-spun cotton starts soft and gets even softer — just pure comfort whether you're knee-deep in tomatoes or sipping coffee on the porch. Breathes beautifully on hot days, layers perfectly when the seasons turn. This is what garden clothes should feel like.

30% stronger than regular cotton but gentle enough for all-day wear. Each shirt is printed fresh when you order (nothing gathering dust on shelves), and we use non-toxic water-based inks that become part of the fabric. Built for years of heirloom garden stories, not fast fashion's 7-10 wears.

Plus: Every shirt plants a mangrove tree that fights climate change for 100 years. That's your garden's impact reaching across oceans.

True-to-Nature Fit

Real sizes for real gardeners. Our Natural Fit runs true to size with room to move — bend, reach, dig without restriction. Not sure? Our Natural Fit Finder uses actual gardener measurements (just enter height & weight). Plus video guides showing real humans in real shirts. Backed by our 99-Day Growth Guarantee — if the fit isn't perfect, we'll make it right. Over 5,000 gardeners trust our fit.

Care Instructions

Keep your shirt as happy as your garden:

  • Wash cold with your actual dirty garden clothes (our inks are OEKO-TEX certified safe)
  • Turn inside out to keep designs crisp for years
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for forever-soft feel
  • Minimal shrinkage (1-3% max) — we've pre-shrunk everything

No special treatment needed. Just toss it in with your work clothes and go. Built for real life, real dirt, real gardens.

One shirt, One Tree, One Century of impact

One shirt = One mangrove = 100 years of impact. Your purchase plants a verified mangrove tree in Kenya through our One Shirt. One Tree. One Century of Impact program. Why mangroves? They capture 4× more carbon than rainforest trees, protect coastlines, and create jobs for local communities. Track your tree's growth on our impact counter or write to us for copies of our certificates that we keep on file. This isn't greenwashing — it's real roots in real soil making real change.

Printed only after you order: Saves ~800 days of drinking water per shirt. Zero waste. Pure intention.

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99 days to fall in love, 365 days of protection, 100 years of impact

The Only Guarantee That Grows

Know why Fast fashion offers 30-day returns? Because they know their shirts won't last 31.

We offer 99 days because we know ours last years NOT daysecades. Love it or keep it free—no questions, no shipping, no hassles.

Just like tending a garden, we believe in patience over pressure, trust over fine print. And if craftsmanship ever fails within a year, we'll replace it free. Because when you build shirts to outlive trees, you can afford to guarantee them like heirlooms.

Sanctuary Stories That Heal Heart, Souls and Earth

Our Vision

We create designs that honor the sacred stories of the garden—where squirrel heists bring laughter, tomato rainbows inspire awe, and quiet sanctuary moments deepen faith. Every design connects gardeners who understand that their backyard is holy ground.

Everything is made-to-order, so nothing exists until you choose it. Every purchase plants a mangrove that works as an ecosystem architect for 100 years—proof that the garden can heal hearts, souls, and the earth, one small step at a time.

Where Garden Stories Become Sacred Legacy

Inspired Gardens

Join thousands of gardeners who've discovered their sanctuary—combat veterans finding peace in soil, grieving parents growing hope alongside tomatoes, faith-seekers hearing God's whispers in morning garden walks. In our Heirloom Lovers Collections and beyond, we share more than seed secrets. We preserve the sacred stories of how gardens heal hearts, souls, and the earth.

When you wear Inspired Garden Life, you carry these stories with you—a quiet reminder that your garden sanctuary connects you to something bigger than your backyard. You're part of a community that understands: the garden is where heaven meets earth in the everyday.

Where Garden Healing Becomes Global Impact

Making 100+ Years of Impact

Every sanctuary moment in your garden creates ripples across the world. Each purchase plants a mangrove that becomes an ecosystem architect for 100 years—storing 4× more carbon than rainforest trees, sheltering coastal wildlife, and providing sustainable jobs for communities who understand that the earth is sacred ground.

Just as your garden sanctuary heals hearts and souls, these mangrove sanctuaries heal coastlines and climate. One small step in your backyard. One hundred years of impact worldwide.

One Shirt. One Tree. One Hundred Years of Impact.

One Shirt. One Tree. 100+ Years of Impact.

Why Mangroves?

  • They Capture ≈600 lbs COâ‚‚ over their life
  • They Anchor eroding shorelines
  • They Provide local jobs that turn planters into protectors

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How We Honor Both Stories and Stewardship

Sacred Care in Every Stitch

Just as Derylin tends Dolly Lemon with patient, mindful care, we tend every aspect of our creation process with the same sanctuary values—honoring both the gardener stories we preserve and the earth we're called to protect.

Garden-Gentle Production: Nothing exists until you choose it. We print only after your order, eliminating waste while using 95% less water than traditional methods—just like precision irrigation in a wise gardener's sanctuary.

Clean Growth: Our water-based, PVC-free inks cure naturally and biodegrade like fallen leaves in your compost. US-grown cotton uses 79% less water through regenerative farming that mirrors the patient stewardship practiced in sacred gardens.

Ethical Roots: Every shirt grows through WRAP Gold Certified partners—facilities audited for fair wages and environmental responsibility, because sacred stories deserve sacred care throughout their journey.

Century Legacy: Each purchase plants a Kenyan mangrove that becomes an ecosystem architect for 100 years, extending your garden sanctuary's healing power across oceans and generations.

The Sacred Principles That Guide Our Growing

Our Values

Just as every garden reflects the gardener's heart, every choice we make reflects these values—sacred principles learned from patient gardening and lived out in our community of faith-filled gardeners.

Five Star Customer Care: We never settle for "good enough." We aim for WOW-level service that reflects our calling to serve fellow gardeners with the same devotion we'd show family and friends gathered around the garden table.

99 Day Growth Guarantee: We believe every relationship deserves time to flourish. Our guarantee gives you a full season to love your story-grown cotton.

Sacred Stewardship: We tend every detail with patient care—water-wise printing to century-long mangroves. Your sanctuary's healing power extends worldwide.

Legacy Thinking: Heritage cotton lasts decades, mangroves heal coastlines for centuries. We honor past gardeners and serve future generations.

Playful Reverence: We celebrate garden comedy and cathedral—squirrel heists and sacred healing. Finding God's humor while honoring how gardens heal hearts, souls, and earth.

Community Roots: Every gardener's story matters. We preserve sacred garden wisdom through hand-drawn artistry, creating a storytelling home where gardeners discover they're part of something bigger than their backyard.

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Every Garden Starts with Questions

"From sizing to shipping, from our garden to yours — here's everything you need to know."

🌱 About Our Garden-Grown Tees

Will this shirt feel like cardboard, or is it actually soft enough to garden in?

Ring-spun magic. Our cotton is already broken in from day one — the kind of soft you'll reach for when the morning dew calls. 30% stronger than regular cotton, but gentle as fallen petals. Gets even softer with each wash, like your favorite garden gloves.

I'm terrible at sizing online. How do I know this will fit?

We've got you covered three ways:

  • Our Natural Fit Finder (just enter height & weight — real gardener measurements)
  • Video sizing guide showing actual humans in actual shirts
  • Plus our 99-Day Growth Guarantee — if it doesn't fit your garden life perfectly, we'll make it right

Over 5,000 gardeners trust our fit. You're in good hands (dirt under the fingernails and all).

Is this one of those prints that cracks after three washes?

Never. Our water-based inks literally become part of the fabric — not some plastic layer sitting on top. The design breathes with you, bends with you, and lasts as long as heirloom seeds. Built for decades, not fast fashion's 7-10 wears.

🌿 Your Order & The Earth

Do you really plant a tree for every shirt, or is that just marketing?

100% real. Every single shirt plants one mangrove tree in Kenya through our verified partner. Why mangroves? They capture 4× more carbon than rainforest trees and protect coastlines for 100 years. Your shirt = one carbon-fighting ecosystem architect. Track your tree's impact on our counter or ask us for our certificate of plantings that we keep on file.

What's this about "nothing exists until I click buy"?

Exactly that. We don't have warehouses full of shirts gathering dust. Your tee is printed fresh after you order — like picking tomatoes only when they're ripe. Saves ~800 days worth of drinking water per shirt. Zero waste. Pure intention.

How long until my shirt arrives in my actual garden?

Most orders ship within 2-3 business days (remember, we're printing it just for you). Then add 3-5 days for delivery. Total: about a week from click to wearing it while watering your tomatoes. Worth the wait for something made with purpose.

💚 Our Promises to You

What if I don't absolutely love it?

Our Mindful Garden Path Promise™ gives you 99 full days — a complete growing season — to fall in love. Not feeling the joy? We'll refund every penny AND you keep the shirt as our gift. No questions, no return shipping needed. That's how confident we are.

What if something goes wrong with my shirt?

We protect your purchase for four full seasons (365 days). Manufacturing defect? Print issues? Premature wear from actual gardening? We'll send you a brand new replacement, no charge. Email us a photo, we'll handle the rest.

But seriously, will it shrink?

All our 100% US cotton is preshrunk before we even start making your shirt. For our Premium Tees, the garment-dye process adds an extra step that results in almost no shrinkage at home. For our Everyday Garden Tees the Industry standard for preshrunk cotton is up to 5% shrinkage, but most folks see far less — typically just 1-3% if any.

Translation: That's less than half an inch on a medium shirt. For best results, wash cold and tumble dry low (or hang dry for that forever-soft feel). We've taken the guesswork out of garden-day comfort.

🌻 The Fine Print (But we Make It Human)

Can I wash this with my actual dirty garden clothes?

Absolutely. Cold water, gentle cycle if you're feeling fancy. Our inks are OEKO-TEX certified (safe enough for baby clothes), and they won't bleed or fade. Turn inside out to keep the design crisp for years. Machine dry low or hang dry — your choice.

I need this for a gift next week. Will it make it?

Real talk: We print each shirt fresh after you order (remember, zero waste?), which takes 2-3 days. Then shipping adds another 3-7 days. So realistically, plan on 10-14 days total — especially during busy seasons when everyone's ordering garden gifts.

Our advice? Order early. Life (and shipping) happens, and we can't guarantee exact arrival dates.

Pro tip: Screenshot your order confirmation and wrap that up as a "your gift is growing" placeholder if you're cutting it close. Fellow gardeners understand that good things take time. OR if time is running really short (like today is their birthday), just send them one of our E-Gift Cards and let them choose their own style and design. It arrives instantly, and there's something special about gardeners selecting exactly which story speaks to them.

Who exactly is Inspired Garden Life?

We're Tim and Derylin — real gardeners from the Ozarks in Missouri, living our gardening dreams in the second half of life. After nearly 40 years of marriage and raising two daughters, we learned patience from a stubborn Meyer lemon tree named Dolly Lemon, who took three years to trust us with her first fruit.

That waiting taught us something: real growth can't be rushed. Now we tend a storytelling home where over 5,000 gardeners share their wisdom, inside jokes, and sacred moments. Every design comes from these real garden stories — created through human intelligence and storytellers (not algorithms), artists who understand why you talk to your tomatoes.

From our little corner of Missouri to gardens everywhere, we believe your hard-won wisdom deserves to live on fabric that lasts decades, not fast fashion's 7-10 wears. Because some stories are too precious for landfills.

Cotton that plants. Stories that grow.

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